4 minutes ago
Lazaro- Lmfao ima kill you
3 minutes ago
Kenia- in your dreams maybe
2 minutes ago ·
Lazaro- Lol noooo
about a minute ago
Kenia- yeahyeahyeah. whatever helps you sleep at night
had a bad day. I just realized I woke up at 5pm today. Fuckkkk
TEQUILA IS MY BUDDY
Girls with cute faces often lack personality....
wam-bam-thank-you-glam: madeinlabxtch: biancauseyourtelescope: jellybomb: a-bomb-tan: jellybomb: chelseajustinee: itsznancy: (via yoxwillzlcs) (via wsupwillzlauren) and I’m still single. mmmkay
Andy: I'm so effing hungry!
Me: Well you can eat yourself but thats cannibalism & thats frowned upon in most countries.
Andy: Yuck. I usually like when other people eat mah meat.
Me: I know exactly how you feel. lmao
(5 mins pass)
Andy: OMG!!! Yuck!!!!
Me: Hahaaaaa. Bet you didnt see that cumming. haaa I crack myself up.
Me: I'm such a dork.
Andy: You aint kidding
Me: Ay shudddddap
Love like your 80, fuck like your 18.
Smarter women are more likely to drink?
nosfermarki: Well yes. We grow up in a society that tells us “only stupid people do drugs” when in reality, most of the geniuses of our history were abusers of one substance or another. Genius is so close to madness that it kind of goes hand in hand. I’ll take a fucked up Poe or Kurt Cobain on heroin over a clean and sober anyone. - I completely agree :]
I believe that behind every beautiful thing, There’s some kind of pain.
ABOUT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT OF TEQUILA!
The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I...– buddha’